Friday, August 12, 2005

Bare

A surefire sign that a man loves you (or is really, really into you): HAIR REMOVAL.

Back.

Balls.

Nose.

Toes.

In 25 years, I have loved two men. They, in turn, loved me very much. Both were more than willing to remove unwanted fuzz. I asked. They acquiesced. Very simple.

Think about it: we women shave, wax, thread, pluck, dye and perm every inch of our bodies. Every hair follicle has been “treated” in one way or another. Is it fair that he likes you with a Brazilian while his bits are hidden in a forest?

Dare him to go bare—see what you’re left with.

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